I am openly weeping right now because I can’t marry a restaurant: the Left Handed Cook in

Are you EVEN KIDDING ME WITH THIS STUFF?

the Midtown Global Market in South Minnepolis.  OPENLY.  WEEPING.

Tiny little place, in the space where the much-missed “La Sirena Gorda” used to be (run by Alfonso Menendez, onetime owner of Babalu), this joint has a plateful of awesome called the “Harold & Kumar Poutine”.  Fries slathered with pork belly curry, kimchi, poached egg, chipotle aioli and OH. MY. GOD. THE DELICIOUS, IT IS TOO MUCH.

I think I may have just shorted out my keyboard from the drool.

Go say hi to owners Kat Melgaard and Thomas Kim, and make a plan to return until you’ve worked your way through the entire menu, and then start over again.

AS SOON AS WE’RE DONE MAKING SURE SAME-SEX MARRIAGE IS AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE WE NEED TO START WORKING ON HOW TO LEGALLY MARRY A RESTAURANT.  JOIN ME.